“If the puppy dog eyes don’t work, use more conventional methods…” “What?! I didn’t….I …. I was just thirsty.” “Hey, did you take my Old Spice?? No, seriously…” “Why did I eat so many cookies? WHY?!” “Wheeeeee!!!” “Kid… You’re asking the wrong guy.” “The leg might be broken, but I can still annoy the fluff off of you!” “Mum said – all I have to do is give you puppy dog eyes and you’ll feed me. How’m I doin’….?” “I don’t get it. Where’s the milk?!” “Wassssup!!!” “Bread! You’re seriously giving me bread…?” ” *sniff* *sniff* ….. Why don’t they want *sniff* to play with me?” “Think you’re good, huh? Just wait till I sneeze.” “I…hate…you…” “Welllll, I’m a, like, you know, a Gemini….. aaaannnnd, I, like, you know, like long walks on the beach. Aaaaannnndd I, like, LOVE tennis balls. ha.” “I’m not *yawn* tired, ok? I’m just…. a little…..sllleeeeppy…. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz” “BUT I DON’T WANNA GO!!!! AAAAAAaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!” “I’d better be getting paid overtime for this.” “Ahhh! A mouse!! Quick… on the chair!” “Rrrrr….like a tiger. Rrrrrrr” “Go on – tickle me. You know you wanna.” “You’d think that looking like a panda, I would get a bit more attention around here. Hello…? Pat me please. Heloooo???”
If Dogs Could Talk…
Categories: Through the Rug
What if dogs could speak English? What would they say? Here are some fun ideas about how it might go down!