“If the puppy dog eyes don’t work, use more conventional methods…” 
“What?! I didn’t….I …. I was just thirsty.” 
“Hey, did you take my Old Spice?? No, seriously…” 
“Why did I eat so many cookies? WHY?!” 
“Wheeeeee!!!” 
“Kid… You’re asking the wrong guy.” 
“The leg might be broken, but I can still annoy the fluff off of you!” 
“Mum said – all I have to do is give you puppy dog eyes and you’ll feed me. How’m I doin’….?” 
“I don’t get it. Where’s the milk?!” 
“Wassssup!!!” 
“Bread! You’re seriously giving me bread…?” 
” *sniff* *sniff* ….. Why don’t they want *sniff* to play with me?” 
“Think you’re good, huh? Just wait till I sneeze.” 
“I…hate…you…” 
“Welllll, I’m a, like, you know, a Gemini….. aaaannnnd, I, like, you know, like long walks on the beach. Aaaaannnndd I, like, LOVE tennis balls. ha.” 
“I’m not *yawn* tired, ok? I’m just…. a little…..sllleeeeppy…. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz” 
“BUT I DON’T WANNA GO!!!! AAAAAAaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!” 
“I’d better be getting paid overtime for this.” 
“Ahhh! A mouse!! Quick… on the chair!” 
“Rrrrr….like a tiger. Rrrrrrr” 
“Go on – tickle me. You know you wanna.” 
“You’d think that looking like a panda, I would get a bit more attention around here. Hello…? Pat me please. Heloooo???”
If Dogs Could Talk…
Categories: Through the Rug
What if dogs could speak English? What would they say? Here are some fun ideas about how it might go down!